When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse
This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”
A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”
I want a barbie that craves vengeance.
Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance
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OMG That is so cute!!
Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!
Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.
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she says her neck is a perfectly normal length
i have proof that she is actually just a very large spider:
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[ID: Two screenshots of TikToks. The first screenshot is cut off so it only shows the text above a person’s head: “gonna spread communist propaganda to my extended family during Thanksgiving dinner tonight.” The second screenshot is labeled “part 2″ and again only shows the text. It reads, “I got banished to the kids table. it backfired for them, I just ended up telling my cousins about communism instead.” End ID]
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Orphan crushing machine:
Unprofitable businesses plan to exploit child labor to operate.
THIS IS CAPITALISM!
The reason we have child labor laws in place is because capitalists were using children to do the work. We have laws because they will resort to hiring children and paying them shit wages. They’re fighting to have those laws revoked because <insert sarcastic tone> “the economy is suffering” <end of sarcastic tone>. We have laws in place to prevent this fuckery and here we are, dealing with it all over again, because capitalists flinch at the idea of providing livable wages.
[Image description: A headline in bold black text reads: Can 14-15 years old solve the labor shortage?, followed by a photo of a McDonald’s hiring advertisement, which reads: Now Hiring: 14 and 15 Year olds. A blue tag with white text “Discussion” is on the upper left of the photo. Another photo, a screenshot of a Google search result for “minimum wage for minor”, returning the top result of $4.25 an hour. End of description]
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